Alhamdulillah!

Not that anyone’s reading this damn thing, but just as a way to alleviate the stress that’s been building within me for the past couple of weeks. It has been a rough two weeks for me personally, but thankfully, all that is coming to a close as, Henry Louis Gates and that police officer that arrested him (we’ll call him “Whoshisface”) are going to meet, again.

Thank goodness Obama was able to intervene and calm this building national crisis. Man, that guy is like Superman. Economy? Check! Health care? Double check! War? “We rocked them Babels!” Totally rad! It was pretty crazy here for a while, but Obama, like the Olympian god he is, swept in, carried the nation’s biggest burden, since, like, the Civil war, on his shoulders, sat these two idiots down, roofied them up and did his thang!

Gates-gate is finally over. For now…mostly! Now, we can finally hear about the Zionist extremists storming al-Aqsa Mosque or the 27 people killed, this morning, in Iraq…or not. But, that swine flu sure is making a comeback, I wonder if it has anything to do with…Nah!